I left the park but I forgot my rings. When I came back, someone was training on them.

@pete There’s actually a gymnast that is known as “Lord of the Rings”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBmy9JWyCS4

You’ll notice that he’s quite short. Ring specialists are never tall. I’m 5’9”, almost 5’10”. Too tall to be a ring specialist.

@verretor ha, that name totally doesn't surprise me.

Gymnasts are amazing. I nearly took gymnastics as a kid. But I was too shy back then. I really should have.

@pete My mother didn’t care when I told her I wanted to do gymnastics as a child. I did acrogym later and I actually gave classes but that’s more like circus stuff.

@verretor Hell, had I said I wanted to do synchronized swimming they wouldn't have cared.

Besides, when you're a teenage boy, ballet and gymnastics classes have the advantage of being full of really hot girls. I dated a ballet dancer in highschool and she said most of the guys in her classes were straight... and not single. 😂

@verretor I ended up getting into climbing instead. But ironically my main climbing partner ended up being a lesbian...

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@verretor Well, I wound up dating some of her friends! Her lesbian friends... Which might say something about me...

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