One layer: 50%
Two layers: 75%
Three layers: 90%
Plastic bag: 100%

Don't kill grandma. Make the right choice.

@pete wait, wouldn't a plastic bag be really likely to kill grandma

@orionwl You don't wear the plastic bag to protect yourself. You wear the plastic bag to protect others.

@max_1337 @orionwl It's a scientific miracle. Smartest virus ever.

God help us though if it turns against us...

@pete @max_1337
can we normalize wearing space suits on Earth just in case already

@pete @max_1337
you're literally no longer allowed to go outside at night here in the Netherlands, because, the virus, terrible and evil as it is, likes to spread in the dark

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@orionwl @max_1337 Having curfews apply to homeless people, forcing them into overcrowded shelters that we *know* are hotbeds of disease rather than being safely isolated outdoors, is another great example of "WTF were you actually trying to accomplish here?"

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@pete @max_1337 homeless people are an official exception here (don't know how they'd prove it though, fairly sure police will still give them big trouble if they're unlucky)

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