Peter Todd

One layer: 50%
Two layers: 75%
Three layers: 90%
Plastic bag: 100%

Don't kill grandma. Make the right choice.

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orionwl

@pete wait, wouldn't a plastic bag be really likely to kill grandma

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Peter Todd

@orionwl You don't wear the plastic bag to protect yourself. You wear the plastic bag to protect others.

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max_1337

@pete @orionwl did you get to see this one?

twitter.com/RussellOkung/statu

🤡🌎

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Peter Todd

@max_1337 @orionwl It's a scientific miracle. Smartest virus ever.

God help us though if it turns against us...

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orionwl

@pete @max_1337
can we normalize wearing space suits on Earth just in case already

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orionwl

@pete @max_1337
you're literally no longer allowed to go outside at night here in the Netherlands, because, the virus, terrible and evil as it is, likes to spread in the dark

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Peter Todd
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@orionwl @max_1337 You'd think they've have found a better cover story than some stupid virus for the emergence of vampires.

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orionwl

@pete @max_1337
new WHO update incoming
"crosses don't work"
"garlic doesn't work"
"wooden stakes don't work"
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Peter Todd

@orionwl @max_1337 I mean, lots of people tried to tell us sunlight doesn't work... even after telling us for literally decades that almost everyone is Vitamin D deficient.

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kekcoin

@pete @orionwl @max_1337 wait really? I thought it was common knowledge that the uv rays from the sun obliterate the virus. Part of why it's a seasonal thing.

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