The one reassuring thing about this widespread outbreak of dementia is at least we know it's not from the covid vaccines.
@JuergenStrobel FWIW I've done exactly that kind of consulting, and in that exact scenario, would probably have charged them ~$300 for a half-hour phone call to explain what the news actually meant.
Wouldn't take much price movement for that $300 phone call to be really good value for the money...