...and yes, I think the development of custom storage just for Chia would be a ridiculous joke in terms of environmental friendliness. Trading off energy consumption for energy consumption in disguise, plus a lot of e-waste, would not be a good thing.
@pete It's like every environmentally friendly solution: you just hide the direct environmental damage from sight and people can feel good about themselves.
Bitcoin doesn't kowtow to their feel-good needs and pushes the truth in their face, so they hate it.